Husband wife funny jokes -part1


1) After slapping wife,
    Husband says - A person only beats whom he actually loves
    Angry wife slaps him twice and says -
    Do you think I love you less!

2) Husband came home late at night from a party
    His wife shouted - how would you feel if you don't see me for 2 days?
    He couldn't believe his luck
    He replied at once - that would be great
    Monday passed & he didn't see her
    Tuesday & wednesday passed too
    On thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye


Sardar funny jokes -part2


1) Santa - Give me an idea to become poor
    Banta - Make a hindi film with Himesh as hero
    Santa - I asked idea to become poor not a beggar


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