Hindi funny jokes -part9

1) Girls, while watching Titanic - How romantic! Awww!
    Boys, while watching Titanic - Oye! wo drawing wala scene phir se laga na

2) Santa goes for job interview
    Manager to Santa - where is Abu Dhabi?
    Santa - jis qubristan mein hamari ammi dabi, wahi abu dabi

3) Samunder me pani, pani me fish
    Wah! wah!
    Samunder me pani, pani me fish
    Wah! wah!
    Aap ko salam aur aap ki girl friend ko kiss
    Ab bolo wah wah!

4) Miss - home work kyu nahi kiya?
    Student - light nahi thi
    Miss - tho candle jala leta
    Student - maachis nahi tha
    Miss - maachis kyu nahi thi?
    Student - masjid mein rakhi thi
    Miss - tho waha se le aata
    Student - nahaya nahi tha
    Miss - kyu nahi nahaya tha?
    Student - paani nahi tha
    Miss - paani kyu nahi tha?
    Student - motor(machine) nahi chal rahi thi
    Miss - abey ullu ke patthe motor kyu nahi chal rahi thi?
    Student - miss bataya tho hain ki light nahi thi

5) 1st lady - bartan dhone ke liye kya istemal karti ho?
    2nd lady - bahot si cheeze istemal kar chuki hoon lekin mere husband se accha koi nahi

6) American soch - hum chaand pe pahuch gaye ab next kya karna hain?
    Chinese soch - hum duniya ki 90% market pe raaj kar rahe hain ab baaki par kaise
                           kare?
    Pakistani soch - 12 baje light gayi thi tho 2 baje aayi thi, ab 4 baje gayi thi tho 6 baje
                       aayi thi
                       Iska matlab ab 8 baje jayegi. Oye fata fat motar chalu kar ke paani bhar lo

7) Friend or girl friend mein kya fark hota hain?
    Friend wo hain jis se hum udhaar lete hain
    Aur
    Girl friend wo hain jiske liye hum udhaar lete hain

8) Heights of girl's nakhre
    Doctor - kya hua hain aapko?
    Girl - hmmm.... nazar lag gayi hain

9) A very nice line said by a boy to his girl friend
    Tere bina mein ye duniya chhod tho doon
    Par uska dil kaise dukha doon jo roz darwaze par khadi kehti hain
    "Beta ghar jaldi aa jaana"

10) What is painful sentence for single boys?
      Aur suna bhabi kaisi hain?
      It hurts a lot

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