Hindi funny jokes -part7

1) Engagement ke baad -

    Boy - Thank God! is din ka tho mein kabse intezar kar raha tha
    Girl - Tho mein jaun?
    Boy - Nahi bilkul nahi
    Girl - Do you love me?
    Boy - Haan, karta tha, kartu hoon aur karta rahunga
    Girl - Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
    Boy - Nahi, isse accha tho mein mar jaun
    Girl - Kya mujhe pyaar karoge?
    Boy - Always
    Girl - Tum mujhe maroge?
    Boy - Nahi, mein aisa aadmi nahi hoon
    Girl - Kya mein tum pe vishwas kar sakti hoon?
    Boy - Yes
    Girl - Oh darling!
    aur ab marriage ke baad same joke neeche se upar pado

2) Mobile aaya, camera khatam
    Mobile aaya, wrist watch khatam
    Mobile aaya, torch khatam
    Mobile aaya, radio khatam
    Mobile aaya, mp3 khatam
    Mobile aaya, letters khatam
    Mobile aaya, calculator khatam
    Mobile aaya, computer khatam
    Mobile aaya, sukoon khatam
    Aur agar aapka mobile aap ki biwi/gf ke haath aaya to aap khatam

3) Santa ne poori raat mujra dekha
    Mujrewali - Saheb, hamne apko khush kiya, ab aap hamko khush kar do
    Santa - Accha! tho ab tum baitho, mein naachta hoon

4) Aaj kal ke bacche
    Baap 6 saal ke bete se - Soja beta nahi tho bhoot aa jayega
    Beta - Aap logo ko tho bas romance ka bahaana chahiye, chahe bacche ki fat
              jaye bhoot ke naam se

5) Girl - sunday 1st show ke balcony ke corner wale 2 ticket book kar ke rakhna
    Boy - corner wala ticket nahi mile tho?
    Girl - tho picture dekh lenge

6) Santa ka padosi mar gaya
    Wo uske ghar gaya aur poocha - body aa gayi kya?
    Tabhi body lekar ambulance aayi
    Santa - lo batao, kitni lambi umar hain

7) If boys talk in the class then,
    Sir - you boys are making noise, just get out from the class
    If girls talk in the class then,
    Sir - kya baate chal rahi hain hame bhi batao

8) Ladka saas se - mein ne apki beti ko sms kiya ki raat ko late aaunga, jab aya tho wo
                             kisi aur ke saath s** kar rahi thi
    Saas - beta dil chota na kar, sms nahi mila hoga

9) Santa -ye bakra kitne ka hain?
    Pathan - Rs. 38,000 ka
    Santa (hairan ho kar) - touch screen wala hain kya?

10) Girlfriend aisi honi chahiye jis ki godh mein sar rakho, tho us ka chehra nazar na aaye

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