Hindi funny jokes -part10

1) Ek baccha bahut sari chocolates kha raha tha, tabhi ek aadmi use salah deta hain
    Aadmi - beta, itni chocolate nahi khate, theek nahi hoti
    Baccha - ek baat bolu, mere dada 105 saal ke hain
    Aadmi - achha kya wo bahut chocolate khate hain?
    Baccha - nahi
    Aadmi - tho fir?
    Baccha - ullu ke patthe wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain
                   teri tarah ungli baazi nahi karte

2) Girls fact -
    They can gossip about someone for hours and in the end say
    "chhodo hume kya"

3) Pati patni se -
    Aaj shaam ko jab mein office se aa raha tha tho ek kutta...
    Beta -
    Mummy mummy bablu ne mera khilona le liya
    Biwi -
    Beta chalo khilona do bhai ko
    Pati -
    Accha tho jab mein shaam ko office se aa raha tha to ek kutta..
    Bablu -
    Mummu mummy bhai ne mera balloon phaad diya
    Biwi -
    Arey chup ho jao kamino! Pehele mujhe kutte ki baat tho sunne do

4) BSNL ka network
    AIRTEL ka balance
    aur
    FACEBOOK par mili ladki
    kuch bharosa nahi kab kahaan udd jaye

5) Amul ghee ki ad ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye
    Rajpal - isme tho Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye
    Director - wo tho hain hi
    Rajpal - tho mujhe kyu?
    Director - nakli ghee ka asar dikhane ke liye!

6) Girl friend to boy friend -  I am Pregnant
    Boy friend - are you sure ye mera baccha hain?
    Girl friend rone lagi aur boli -
    yaar sab log aisa bologe tho kaise chalega?

7) Gubbarewala - Gubbare lelo gubbare
    Baccha - oye uncle mein bhi gubbara sales ke job mein lag gaya hoon
    Gubbarewala - abey kyu? Bahut mushkil kaam hain ye. Teri kamar dukh jayegi
    Baccha - nahi dukhegi kamar. New 'Comer' hu na mein
    Gubbarewala - abey teri biwi ka kya? Usko kaun sambhalega raat bhar?
    Baccha - teri wali ko kaun sambhalta hain? Chaggan doodhwala
    Gubbarewala - ab tu personal ho raha hain
    Baccha - Per-Sonal tho teri biwi ka naam hain na?
    Gubbarewala - mmmmm

8) BIMAARIS - Bollywood style
    Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale --> FEVER
    Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi --> HEART ATTACK
    Judaa hoke bhi tu mujhme kahin baaki hain --> STOMACH UPSET
    Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hain --> ACIDITY
    Tujhme rab dikhta hain yaara mein kya karu --> MOTIYABIND
    Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kehna -- >LOW MEMORY

9) Behan ki friend behan hoti hain
    Bhai ka friend bhai hota hain
    Tho fir wife ki friend wife kyu nahi hoti hain?
    Jago grahak jago

10) 2 baccho ki maa teesri shaadi kar rahi thi
      Fero ke waqt ek baccha rone laga
      Tho maa ki baat sun ke dulha behosh ho gaya
      Maa boli - chup hoja warna agli baar nahi laungi

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