Hindi funny jokes -part6

1) Kid to mom - mom main kaise paida hua?
    Mom - maine ek bartan me mitti dal kar rakh di, kuch dino bad tu usme se mujhe mila
    Kid ne bhi aisa kia aur kuch dino baad usme se ek mendak nikla
    Kid(gusse me) - dil to karta hain ki sale tujhe goli maar du,
                              par kya karu, aulaad hain tu meri

2) Boy - Tum ladki hoke drink karti ho?
    Girl - Tho kya do peg ke liye gender change karwaun?

3) Ek Indori suicide karne ke liye 10 Rs lekar zeher lene dukan par gaya aur bola
    "Bhaiyaoo 8 ka zeher de do, 2 rupees ki sev mila dena"

4) Khushi ek aisi cheez hain, jo aapke paas na hone ke baad bhi aap chahe tho
    doosre ko de sakte hain
    Maze ki baat ye hain ki tension bhi aisi hi cheez hain

5) Yesterday I asked my heart, "how can I live without my lover?"
    Heart replied -
    Bhai dekh, mera kaam hain blood supply karna. Don't ask me out of portion

6) Wife (gusse mein) - aapne bola tha bina reason ke sharab nahi peeunga
    Santa - reason hain
    Wife - kya hain reason?
    Santa - diwali aa rahi hain tho rocket chalane ke liye khali bottle chaahiye

7) Santa ne apni car ke neeche kutte ko leta hua dekha
    Kutte ko ekdum se kheech ke nikala aur kaha -
    Baahar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne

8) Son - kal papa kaamwali ko bed pe lita ke....
    Mom - bas! shaamko papa ke saamne batana
    Shaam ko
    Mom - beta, tum kuch bataane wale the?
    Son - kal papa kaamwali ko bed pe lita ke wo kar rahe the jo mehta
             uncle aapko karte hain

9) Question - why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
    Guess
    Answer : Ye ladkiyaan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti

10) Extreme kamina baccha
      Son - papa aapki love marriage hui thi na?
      Papa - haan par tumhe kaise pata?
      Son - kyun ki aapki shaadi aur meri D.O.B mein sirf 6 mahine ka farq hain

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