Hindi funny jokes -part5

1) Ek sardar ka radio kharab ho gaya
    Khol ke dekha tho andar ek mara hua chooha mila
    Sardar ne dekh ke bola - Ye lo, radio bajega kaise, saala singer hi mar gaya

2) Wife - Phone pe itni dhimi aawaz me kis se baat kar rahe ho?
    Husband - Bahen hai
    Wife - To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye?
    Husband - Teri bahen hain isliye

3) Wife - maine suna hai ke jannat mein aadmi ko apsara milti hain
               tho auraton ko kya milta hain?
    Husband - kuch nahi, bhagwan sirf dukhiyon ki hi sunta hain

4) Wife on phone - kahan ho aap?
    Pati - tumhe wo jewellery shop yaad hain jahan tumhe ek diamond ka set bahut pasand
             aya tha,  par mere paas paise nahi the, aur maine waada kiya tha ek din
             dilwaunga
    Wife - khush hote huye, haan haan mujhe sab yaad hain
    Pati - haan tho usi shop ke baaju waali shop mein baal katwa raha hoon

5) Friend to sardar - Yaar sir ka message aaya hain ke aaj extra class hogi. Kya karu?
    Sardar - Message sending failed likh ke bhej de

6) Santa ko vodafone mein operator ki job mil gayi
    Magar pehele din hi bahut maar padi aur nikaal diya gaya
    Because
    First caller - mera vodafone ka sim kharaab ho gaya hain
    Santa - tho airtel ka le le na paagal

7) Wife - I am too fed up of our daily fights. I just want to divorce u
    Husband - ok but first take this chocolate
    Wife emotionally - so you don't want me to go, mana rahe ho mujhe chocolate deke
    Husband - nahi, maa kehti hain kuch shubh kaam karne se pehele kuch meetha
                     khaana chahiye, kaam accha hota hain

8) Teen kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the
    Raaste mein ek pari milti hain
    Pari - ek-ek wish bataao, mein poori karungi
    1st - mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo. Pari ne kar diya
    2nd - mujhe bhi aisa kardo. Pari ne kar diya.
    3rd zor zor se hasne laga aur fir bola inko waapas pehle jaisa kardo

9) Ek pinjre mein kuch totey ek toti ko ched rahe the
    Jabki doosre pinjre mein ek tota puja aur doosra tota namaaz pad raha tha
    Maalik ne socha kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre mein toti ki izzat safe rahegi
    Usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre mein daal diya
    Toti ke aate hi puja karne wala tota bola -
    Utho khan sahab dua qubool ho gayi

10) Ladkiyan ek doosre ko gift deti hai
      Perfumes, earrings, suits
      Flowers, chocolates
      Aur ladke kya dete hain?
      Ye le us ladki ka number, bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye

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