Hindi funny jokes -part4

1) Mom to children : Jo meri baat manega aur mere aage kuch nahi bolega, main usko gift dungi
    Children : Lo ji is tarah tho saare gifts papa le jayenge

2) Girl friend : Baby I heard u failed in English, how is it possible ??
    Boy friend : Who TELLED you ??
    Girl friend : Bas rehne de, Main samajh gayi

3) Boy - Girl ko red rose de ke bola ye rishta kya kehelata hai ?
    Girl - Pavitra rishta
    Boy - Is pyar ko kya naam du?
    Girl - Ek hazaro me meri behena he

4) Girl wearing very short skirt
    Boy - Tumhari mom ne tumhe daata nahi?
    Girl - Daata na, bahut daata aur kaha dubara meri skirt math pehnna

5) Boy - I love u
    Ladki - Tameez se baat karo
    Boy - Om mangalam bhagwan vishnu with due respect, I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U"
    DEVI JI !!

6) Mental hospital ke ek room mein sab paagal dance karre the. Bas ek paagl chup tha
    Doctor samjha theek hogaya
    Doctor poocha dance kyu nahi kar rahe?
    Paagal bola bewakuf mein dulha hoon

7) Girl (Fish tank ko dekh ke boli) - "Machaliya itni sundar kyun hoti hain?
    Boy - Kyunki woh kapde nahi pehnti

8) Pujari ne apni girl friend ke kandhe pe first time hath rakha aur bahut dheere se bola -
    "I love u"
    Girl friend - Jor se bolo
    Pujari - Jai mata di

9) Boy - Mera dil mobile hain aur tum uski sim
    Girl - Ek baat poochu?
    Boy - Haan poocho
    Girl - Tumhara mobile double sim wala to nahi hain na?

10) Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe the, lekin sare ke sare mar gaye
      Kaise?
      Ntng serious
      Ship beech mein kharab hogayi, tho dhakka dene neeche utar gaye

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