Hindi funny jokes -part3

1) Ek murgi ne baaz se shaadi kar li
    Murga - Hum mar gaye the kya?
    Murgi - Mein tho tumse hi shaadi karna chahti thi par
                 mom-dad chahte the ladka air force me ho

2) Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch
    Wah wah
    Imagine math kar aage padh
    Haan tho
    Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch
    Asli masale sach sach MDH MDH

3) Shaadi ke pehle
    Ladka - Darling! tum nahi tho mein nahi aur mein nahi to tum nahi
    Shaadi ke baad
    Ladka - Aaj ya tho tu nahi ya phir mein nahi

4) Admi nadi me doob raha tha bola - Ganeshji bachao
    Ganeshji dance karne lage
    Aadmi - aap naach kyu rahe ho?
    Ganeshji - mere visarjan me tu bhi bahut naacha tha

5) Boy was in a park behind a tree with his girl friend
    Old man - Bete, kya ye hamari sanskriti hain?
    Boy - Nahi uncle! Ye Pallavi hain, aap doosre ped ke peeche check karo

6) Gandhiji ke ek relative ko jail ho gayi
    Relative ne Gandhiji se request ki, mujhe bachalo
    Gandhiji ne case lada aur use bacha liya
    Wo bahut shukrguzar hua aur ek sawaal kiya
    "Aaj tho aap hain jo bacha liya, kal jab aap nahi hoge tho hame kaun bachayega?"
    Gandhiji ne jawab diya
    "Note pe lagi meri photo se hi sub kaam ho jaayenge"

7) Height of TV ads -
    Villain trying to rape girl but dress ka button khul nahi raha hain
    Background voice -
    Aapki maa behen ki izzat ka rakhwala, Gopal buttonwala

8) Raju ,Farhan & Rancho scooty pe ghumne gaye aur achaanak Rancho ud gaya
    Kyu? Kyu ki
    Behti hawa sa tha wo
    Udti patang sa tha wo

9) Do lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi
    Girl friend - Kamine mein tere kapde faad dungi
    Boy friend - Dekh ab tu serious ladaai mein romantic baat math kar

10) Girl friend - I love you ka janam kaha hua?
      Boy friend - China mein, kyu ki iski na koi warranty hain aur na koi guarantee
                         Chale tho chand tak, nahi tho shaam tak

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