Hindi funny jokes -part2

1) Define "WIFE"
    WIFE wo hoti hain, jo tok-tok ke pati ki saari aadate badal deti hain aur ek din kehti hain
     tum pehele jaise nahi rahe

2) Ek aadmi medical shop pe - zeher do
    Dukandaar - bina parchi ke nahi mil sakta
    Aadmi ne shaadi ka card dikhaya
    Dukandar - bas pagle rulayega kya. Badi bottle du ya choti?

3) Teacher - tumhare papa kitne saal ke hain?
    Boy - jitne saal ka main hu
    Teacher - kaise?
    Boy - jis din main paida hua usi din tho wo papa bane the

4) Ladka - I love you
    Ladki - sorry mein kisi aur se pyaar karti hoon
    Ladka udaas ho gaya phir achaanak bhaagne laga aur bola teri mummy ko bataunga
    Ladki - ruk ja kamine I love you too

5) A boy proposed a girl and said I love you
    Girl slapped him tightly and asked kya bola fir se bol
    Boy replied - jab sunich nahi tho maari kaiku behri

6) An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as -
    "Wanted wife"
    2 girls liked it
    and 140 men commented -
    "Meri leja"

7) Khatarnak insult -
    Girl to boy - mein kaisi lag rahi hoon aaj? Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hoon
    Boy - Tho? Parlour bandh tha kya

8) Sir - Accha insaan wo hi hain jo doosro ke kaam aaye
    Pappu - par sir, exam mein na aap humaare kaam aate hain aur na hi kisi aur ko aane dete hain

9) Ladkiya paraya dhan hain
    Tho ladke kya hain?
    Ek number ke chor jo hamesha apni nazar paraye dhan par hi rakhte hain

10) Girl friend romantic mood me -
      Aaj mere ghar pe koi nahi hain, aa jao
      Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar pe sab log hain, tera mann laga rahega

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