Hindi funny jokes -part1

1) 98 year old rich man marry 18 year girl
    Media asked d girl - aapne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha?
    Girl - ek toh inki "in-come" aur doosra inke "din-come"

2) Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya
    Counter clerk asks - kuch kehna chahte ho?
    Sharabi - jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

3) Teacher - gaali kya hain?
    Student - krodh ke samay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samooh,
                   jinke uchcharan ke paschat vyakti ke hriday ko shanti ka anubhv hota hain

4) Ex girl friend - you still love me?
    Boy friend - pyaar ka tho pata nahi, par mere dost aaj bhi mujhe manaane ke
                       liye teri kasam dete hain

5) Professor - First hindi silent movie kaun si thi?
    Santa - Agar movie silent thi, tho aapko kaise pata chala ki wo hindi thi?
    Professor shocked & first time santa rocked

6) Santa - Chal baahar chalte hain taazi hawa khaa kar aayenge
    Banta - Tu chal mein chamach plate lekar aata hoon

7) Police - Tumhara dost kaise mara?
    Sardar - Pata nahi wo bola, mere pet mein chuhe khud rahe hain
                  tho maine usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di

8) Sardar introduces his family -
    Yeh meri biwi, GOOGLE KAUR, ek sawal pucho das jawab deti hain
    Yeh mera beta, FACEBOOK SINGH, ghar ki har baat poore muhalle tak pahuchata hain
    aur
    Yeh meri beti, TWITTER TALWAR, poora muhalla raat din ise follow karta hain

9) Sardarji ne nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile liya
    Kyun?
    Wo dekhna chaahte the ki switch on karne par woh kaun do log hain jo
    haath milaate hain

10) Mam - Agar mein teri maa ban jau tho tujhe do din mein sudhaar du
      Santa - Madam me abhi jaake apne baapu ko batata hoon ki bapu teri
                  lottery lagne wali hain

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