Funny jokes | Santa singh & MBA

SANTA SINGH decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part.

One day his friend Rajiv came home.

Rajiv: Santa Singhji How is your MBA preparation?

Santa: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Rajiv: Logic is very easy.

Santa: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa: YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: YES.

Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Rajiv: so, logically, you are married.

Santa: YES.

Rajiv: So, that means you are a HeteroSexual.
Santa Singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the Logic.

Santa: Oh, Logic is easy.

Banta: Please, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Banta: NO, I don’t.

Santa: Saala HOMO!!

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