Funny jokes | Million dollar joke

Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together.

The man turns to the woman and says, I've got a hypothetical question for you miss.

The woman, curious, says "O.K. shoot."

The man says "If a man were to offer you one million dollars to sleep with him, would you do it?"

The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers "I guess I would.... for a million dollars."

The man smiles and says "Then will you sleep with me for thirty-five dollars?"

The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man,
"Of course I won't. What do you think I Am!"

To which the man replies, "We've already determined what you are, now we're just negotiating the price."

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