Funny jokes | Leave applications

This is a collection of leave applications written by people

1) Infosys, Bangalore - An employee applied for leave as follows -

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave

2) Another employee applied for half day leave as follows -

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10-o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day
casual leave

3) A leave letter to the headmaster -

As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache, I request you to leave me today

4) An incident of a leave letter -

I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday

5) Another leave letter written to the headmaster -

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day

6) Covering note -

I am enclosed herewith..

7) Another one -

Dear Sir, with reference to the above, please refer to my below...

8) From H.A.L. Administration dept -

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave

9) Actual letter written for application of leave -

My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave

10) Letter writing -

I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well

11) Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding -

As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave

12) Employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son -

As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days

13) A candidate's application -

This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'. As I am both , for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post