Funny jokes | Divorce

A couple were driving at 70 mph down the road, husband behind the wheel.

The wife suddenly says "Honey, I know we've been married since twenty years but I want a divorce."

He says nothing but increases the speed to 80 mph.

She says "Now don't try to talk me out of it, I've been screwing your best friend for sometime and now and he is better at s** than you."

Husband stays quiet, but speeds up to 90 mph.

She says "I want the house and the car."

(He is now doing 100 mph.)

"I want the bank accounts and the credit cards too." she says.

The husband starts to veer towards the side of the road and a large grove of trees.

The wife gets nervous and asks "Isn't there anything you want?"

"No, I've got all I need." He said.

"Oh really, so what exactly do you have?"

Just before they hit the tree at 120 mph he smiles and says - "The freaking air-bag..!!"

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