Funny jokes | Avoiding questions

Why husbands avoid questions?

Wife - what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband - no

Wife - why not? Don't you like being married?
Husband - of course I do

Wife - Then why wouldn't you marry again?
Husband - ok, ok, I'd get married again

Wife - would you live in our house with your new wife?
Husband - yes, its a great house

Wife - would you let her drive my car?
Husband - yes, its almost new dear

Wife - would you give her my jewellery?
Husband - no. I am sure she would want her own

Wife - would she wear my shoes?
Husband - no, her size is '5'

Wife - ** silence **
Husband - shiiit..!!!