1) After slapping wife,
Husband says - A person only beats whom he actually loves
Angry wife slaps him twice and says -
Do you think I love you less!
2) Husband came home late at night from a party
His wife shouted - how would you feel if you don't see me for 2 days?
He couldn't believe his luck
He replied at once - that would be great
Monday passed & he didn't see her
Tuesday & wednesday passed too
On thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye